Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Hulk's livejournal


i stumbled across The Hulk's livejournal today. i found it was simple, yet very revealing. of course, i wont link it, seeing as id hate for The Hulk's technorati to find me and suffer the wrath one endures when invading The Hulk's privacy. from what i understand, he has anger issues. i will though, copy and paste some of his entries here. i think you'll find them quite insightful to the mythological man beneath the green skin.

January 17th, 2007:

HULK START BLOG. LEARN TALK WORD. THING YOU KNOW HULK. BIG. GREEN. LIKE SMASH.

CURRENT MOOD: UNDETERMINED

February 13th, 2007:

TODAY HULK SMASH TRUCK. HULK WALK CROSS STREET AND NOT LOOK. TRUCK RUN INTO HULK. TRUCK JAPAN. HULK SMASH EASY.

CURRENT MOOD: SMASH

April 7th, 2007:

HULK HATE NEIGHBOR. NEIGHBOR PLAY MUSIC LOUD. IT ROCK. HULK NO LIKE. HULK WANT SMASH NEIGHBOR. HULK WANT HEAR REGGAE.

CURRENT MOOD: SMASH

June 2nd, 2007:

HULK FEEL EMO TODAY. HULK HAVE TROUBLE WITH GIRL. SHE SCARED OF HULK. HULK NO KNOW WHAT DO. SO HULK SMASH GIRL. NOW HULK LONE.

CURRENT MOOD: EMO AND SMASH

you can see why i'd refrain from linking him. he has a penchant for smashing that i dont get down with. im even afraid to post most of his entries. i'd hate for him to google "no know what do," find my site and then, with enough diligence, find me. he's a very complex character. violent too. doesnt come across as too smart though. anyway, when i found them (which i'd advise, for your safety, you try not to do), it struck me as something interesting to post, even though its skirting a terminal course (oh the risk i take for you, dear reader!). i hope you enjoy it.

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