I Heart the Intraweb Thingy!

ive been in quite a mood lately but i found a couple links that cheered me up. i bet they put a smile on your face and wide enough you would think a finger was in your anus as you were busting a load.

the first i got from somethingawful.com [a group of funny white dudes that run a humour site. i know i know, i think everybody is white, and sometimes i might be wrong, but this time i am POSITIVE that this site is ran by a bunch of very clever yet very pasty internet geeks with nordic lineage]. the joke is making "jokes" literal and sustituting the end with reality instead of a punchline. hilarity shall ensue. for instance:

What do you get when you're gay?

Made fun of.

see? hahahah. oh you didnt like that one, well how about this:

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

oh man, thats rich.

but the second link i got is the real sunshine in my day. apparently Vida's cellphone got hacked and all the pics she has on it were posted on the internet. why, you ask, did Vida have pictures of her naked on her cell phone? well, when you look like Vida i believe it is your god given duty to strip whenever there is any sort of image capturing device in the vicinity.

regardless, here is the link to the page that will leave your wrist aching with pleasure.

its all about ass hacking in the '05.